tragicdeath:

tragicdeath:

why do cis people always tell you to be violent to them when you politely remind them of your pronouns

me: im he

them: Oh my god. Fuck. Fuck. Im so sorry. Oh my god. Im so sorry. Fuck. Im so fucking stupid and an idiot. Im scum. If I ever do that again just kick me in the face. Make me swallow my teeth. Break all my fingers and toes. Drop an anvil on me from the top of the empire state building. Put rocks in my pockets and throw me into the bermuda triangle. Strike me down with lightning. Get the firing squad. *calls me she again in 10 minutes*

thomasmwilson:

anastasiuuuuhhhhhhh:

rosezemlya:

See, this, I think, is what I love about Kronk.  On the shallowest surface level, he fills the “low IQ sidekick” role.  But ONLY on the shallowest surface level.

I’d have to watch the movie again to go into any detail, but Kronk is actually the smartest damn person IN this movie.  There’s nothing he doesn’t know, he’s got all this specialized knowledge, dude is probably horrifically well read.  He’s NOT stupid, he’s just eager to please and doesn’t have a proper “No” threshhold.

In the second gif, he’s like – “No, wait, I’m not who you think I am.”

Then in the fourth, he’s like – “Oh my God, the cook is gone and she’s got all these orders.  If somebody doesn’t cook that up people are going to get upset!  They’ll take it out on this poor woman who’s been on her feet all day and doesn’t deserve their wrath!  And…oh my God…PEOPLE WILL BE HUNGRY!”

Then in the sixth gif he’s like – “NOT ON KRONK’S WATCH!”

He’s doing the right thing and he knows it.  No judgement, no condescension, just always a moment to register the task at hand, determine the most logical course of action to completing it, and then it’s GO GO GO.

His only problem is that he never stops to ask himself whether this is actually his problem to solve, or whether people are taking advantage of him, and I love him for it.

I just…love him.

Kronk is the best hands down.

Kronk is actually a perfect example of how to play a low wisdom stat character in D&D.