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Tag yourself I’m a forensic files lesbian

i love forensic files because sometimes the people they interview are described like this:

and sometimes they’re like this:

angelfishing:

I love Forensic Files and I’ve clearly seen too many episodes.

forensic files narrator: … and he left his finger prints on the door knob…
me eating my 5th mozzarella stick: you absolute fucking idiot

i just. wish there was actual tr/u/e cr.ime content rather than creepypasta fans but 100X worse

tetrafuzz323:

matt-the-blind-cinnamon-roll:

rachelofcyberia:

catchymemes:

This dog was depressed for 2 years after his best friend died, but then this duck showed up

dogs get reincarnated as ducks

all dogs go to heaven but the best boys come back for their friends

That duck is an angel

me, someone with a huge interest in murderers and their motives but cant look up anything remotely related to them on this hellsite without getting nasty bloggers horny for school shooters