twilightisgaynow:

people give twilight a lot of shit but its depiction of stupid teenaged boys is unparalleled

caydebug:

rave-lord-nito:

skarchomp:

i don’t remember making this

Only logical addition

thecommonchick:

OMG! 😂

sensorygif:

smenchy:

sensorygif:

show me… a pupy

curiooftheheart:

queen-of-dirt:

moth-mobile:

pyronoid-d:

pyronoid-d:

pyronoid-d:

pyronoid-d:

/r/choosingbeggars is the only good Subreddit I’ve decided

This is one of the best ones I’ve found from there

Damn you’re right

This is so cursed I swear I lost five years of life

unclefather:

So, I was in the line for frozen yogurt, or “Fro-yo” as the younger kids refer to it and I was choosing my flavor and this little girl wanted the strawberry cheesecake flavor and her mom said she couldn’t have that because she’s lactose intolerant so she has to have dairy free flavors and i thought that was so messed up that she can’t have whatever she wanted so i ripped my tear-away pants off that i’m always wearing in case of emergency to show that i am distressed and started punching her mom in the back of the neck and head 

unclefather:

unclefather:

@dominos thanks for the free pizza. was a little hard to get, your delivery driver put up a fight and said i need to “pay him” but i know you have to say that to all your customers to make sure you don’t get accused of favoritism 

im being arrested