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unclefather:

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m-mcelwoys:

punkest-mermaid:

nyamafriend:

asianmanatea:

some-dragon-bitch:

someoneinneedofcoffee:

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queen-of-the-arcade-machine:

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herprincess1720:

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got mugged at Claire’s

Got thrown into the void at Claire’s

slipped into an alternate timeline at Claire’s 

Fought God at Claire’s

Defeated God at Claire’s

Sucked off Satan at Claire’s

at Claire’s?

Yeah it was at Claire’s

Ate God’s corpse at Claire’s

Tore off an angel’s wings at Claire’s

Fried and ate the angel wings at Claire’s

Opened a black hole at Claire’s

Ate out god at Claire’s

Got eaten out at Claire’s

I just bought some earrings and gel pens

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

phoneus:

every1one:

moonlandingwasfaked:

jasper-rolls:

today in “youtube’s recommendation algorithm completely misunderstands what i’m interested in”: i am recommended a channel consisting entirely of livestreams of a creepy dude sitting in a corner and just staring at the camera for 4 hours, 3 times a week

a robber broke into his house and he didn’t stop recording and the robber got so creeped out he left. the video is on his YouTube somewhere

https://youtu.be/tmrXakd_r6I?t=9391 here

“This episode of Sitting and Smiling features a very special guest.
About 2.5 hours into the webcast, I hear someone come into the
house, which is odd, because my only housemate is at work, and we
aren’t expecting anyone. I realize I didn’t check to see if the doors
were locked before starting the webcast. I hear the person stealthily moving
around the house, and then I hear them stealthily climbing the stairs,
towards my room. My door opens, and I hear an unfamiliar male
voice say “Hello?”. Then, after presumably seeing me sitting still and
smiling in front of a camera, lit from beneath by a florescent bulb, he
promptly descends the stairs and exits the house.

You can see this happen at 2:36:30

As it turns out, the doors were locked, and he had broken one open. We found nothing missing, as there is not really anything of value in the house other than the laptop I was using to webcast.“

I’m howling

The robber legitimately thinks they just walked into a creepypasta and they made the wise choice of getting the hell out of there

smythas:

rittie:

rittie:

APPARENTLY MY MOMS BOYFRIEND HAD JURY DUTY WITH JOHN MULANEY AND WAS SITTING NEXT TO HIM

imagine going to the jury and seeing him like i wouldn’t be able to keep it together emotionally i’d just be disqualified the plaintiff would be like “he stole my assets” and i’d be like I Have Fired The Criminal Catcher

John Mulaney Gives You The Death Sentence (ASMR)