Every time I talk to my roommate I feel my pineal gland calcify and my third eye close a little bit more
Last night she asked me how many days there are in a year and I said “why do you not know that?” and she said “why the fuck would I need to know that?”
She’s getting ready for work rn while listening to the Carrie Underwood song from the Super Bowl at full volume
She keeps hanging this shit up around the house
Last night she was telling me about a car accident she was in years ago and she said they had to use the “jar of live” and I was like. Do you mean the jaws of life and she said “you don’t know what the jar of life is?”
She’s sitting next to me scrolling through a facebook meme page scream laughing and showing me literally every post and saying “what’s wrong? Are you okay” if I don’t laugh hard enough
As a nursing student, I can attest to the amount of bullying and horrible behavior I’ve seen from fellow nursing students. One of the students in my school’s nursing program got kicked out because she was bullying her own patient…
My mom is also a nurse and she has both witnessed AND personally experienced bullying from her fellow nurses. My dad is a nurse as well and has had his own coworkers try to sabatoge him.
This is called “lateral/horizontal violence” and it’s sadly prevalent in the Nursing profession.
it goes as deep as the billing offices for hospitals too. i cant tell yall how much highschool drama my mom has had to deal with in 20 years of billing.
deadass I overheard a nursing student say that she loves “crazy” people because when they start yelling at her she can start yelling and swearing back at them with no consequences
oh okay I’m glad you decided to become a nurse so you can abuse the mentally ill and the elderly??
*shows up to a potluck with a giant covered dish and when i remove the lid its a single bleeding eucharistic host*
please this is so funny to me
shaky sketches of this small au, explanation under the cut because my handwriting is abysmal
top left: jayfeather uses his powers to terrorize ashfur in his dreams. it says “you will come to regret the things you’ve done.” ashfur thinks its his own guilt getting to him.
top right: hollyleaf plans with lionblaze on how to kill ashfur.
bottom left: the plan is for lionblaze to attack, and hollyleaf to deal the final blow. ashfur says “you really thought you could kill me, lionblaze? im the one who taught you how to fight.”
bottom right: hollyleaf leaps out from the bushes, landing on ashfurs back and biting him in the neck.
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