biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

i-am-a-fish:

hey gaud how does it feel to be held and judged by this handsome man

tell the beard man to put me down, i’m scared of heights!

krispdreemurr:

manycats:

“chara is determination incarnate” “chara is a demon” “chara is destruction” ALL ARE WRONG

CHARA IS “BALL GAME”

i cant believe that years after undertale this post is still getting notes. chara will always be “ball game”

dinnafashsoldat:

pathesis:

luffykun3695:

rootbeergoddess:

letstalkaboutheroes:

interruptingkau:

stevoosuwuverse:

good female anthro design: 

bad female anthro design: 

Best female anthro design:

cursed female anthro design:

FISH ARE NOT MAMMALS! THEY DON’T HAVE BREASTS! WHAT THE FUCK!?

Fish Tiddies

@sexylibrarian1 @captainamerotica 😂😂😂

laughingfish:

bloodbending:

peter parker in the 2002 movie is fuckin…. incredible. he gets bitten by a fuckin jacked red blue spider and he doesnt say “hey someone should take me to the hospital mayhaps?” he just goes home. then the bite swells to the size of a fuckin jawbreaker but he’s like “nah i just need a nap.” then he wakes up the next day and discovers that he DOESN’T NEED HIS GLASSES ANYMORE and he has a fuckin six pack. does he flip his entire Fuck? no. he says, “cool.” iconic.

2002 peter parker had no health insurance

sighborgs:

sighborgs:

discourse topic of the night: mini m&ms are objectively better than normal m&ms.

90% of the people in the notes are just saying the same thing over and over about the candy to chocolate ratio, but i’d really like to give a shoutout to this person, for wording it in the most cursed way they could manage