game theory:
which pokemon could i most easily kill with my bare hands?
current first place: Mr. Mime.
Not because Mr. Mime is particularly weak, but because if I ever saw a Mr. Mime in real life I would be filled with the exact power needed to kill a Mr. Mime
frankly a corpse of a mr mime freaks me out more than a living mr mime so idk how to feel
Why would you add such an accurate and true but absolutely terrifying point to this.