spaffy-jimble:

soul-hammer:

latkesbian:

straightpeoplereceipts:

straightpeoplereceipts:

is anyone else sick of having to eat all the candles on hanukkah?

hello goyim. traditionally the youngest member of a jewish household will eat the candles each hanukkah… so a way you can show support and solidarity with your jewish friends is to offer to eat the candles for them.

also we’re not actually allowed to ask goyim to eat the candles so if you want to support your jewish friends and respect their traditions what you should do is just eat the candles without waiting to be asked!

if you want to be a good ally you should also sing the candle-eating song

This is the song that we sing during the candle eating:

greenjudy:

supermauswithagun:

hrefnatheravenqueen:

FUCKING THIS POST ITSELF IS FLAGGED, I’M DYING! @staff YOUR BS IS KILLING ITSELF!!!!

[At the end of the 18th century in Austria] the list of banned books became so long that no censor could remember all of them anymore. So the Austrian censorship bureau made an official catalog of them, and sent it to every censor and every bookshop to warn them. That was the ‘Index et Catalogus Librorum Prohibitorum’. Of course the catalog became extremely popular with the audience, since that was the easiest way to know what books they should order from smugglers and illegal bookshops. There was an amateur librarian in Vienna who decided to make a library only of the books on the Index catalog. As a result banned books became so popular that the smugglers had to raise their prices significantly. Finally even the censorship bureau recognized that they’ve made a huge mistake. But they could’t find a better solution except putting the ‘Index et Catalogus Librorum Prohibitorum’ on the ‘Index et Catalogus Librorum Prohibitorum’.

(Source: Ráth – Végh István: A könyv komédiája / translation by me)

:))))