I was an anime boy with neon yellow hair. People would take one look at my head and be instantly blind. I would get bullied for it, so my friends all dyed their hair neon in solidarity. By the next day, literally everyone at school was legally blind.
“Roger’s favourite game is crushing his feed bucket! Roger is our alpha male kangaroo, he is 10 years old, height 6ft 7, weight 200 pounds and 100% muscle. I raised him from a tiny orphan baby kangaroo.”
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