kaprika:

tilthat:

TIL The Wiggles, at the peak of their popularity in the late 90s, travelled in two planes so that in the unfortunate event of a crash, half of the group would survive to continue touring.

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lululich:

if tumblr shuts down feel free to follow me down into my cellar, i have some delicious wines and meads down there id like my mutuals to try.

skkortysoup:

pottymouth

tiny-septic-box-sam:

My friend and I are discussing various English/UK accents and I just fucking blurted “Australian accents are like if Britain had a Texas” and guys I feel like I’ve cracked the goddamn code

p0werwordkill:

Everyone if we all stand on one side of Tumblr we can flip the iceberg over and unlock the new Secret Tumblr

themself:

glowpatrol:

glowpatrol:

last time i had sleep paralysis that kid Wen from lemonade mouth stood at the end of my bed and did the rap to Determinate for like 3 hours straight and i haven’t slept peacefully since

I tried to warn y’all

It wasn’t sleep paralysis he was actually there he actually broke into your house and intended to rob you but you woke up and he had to improvise

miss-bubles:

gothicprep:

john lennon syndrome is when a dumbass thinks they’re concerned about peace and social issues and believe they are in touch with nature when in reality they just say the n word, smoke weed, throw a bunch of hindu and buddhist imagery together and call it “inner peace,” and don’t shower. you probably know a lot of these people

“Imagine no possessions” I say whilst playing my white grand piano in the middle of my multi-million dollar pure white mansion that literally only 2 people live in

gaypeopletwitter: