dawnofthebadpuns:

mildlydisconcertingsparrowhawk:

mildlydisconcertingsparrowhawk:

kinguteresa:

I say we make pizza the trademark aro food

  • it’s round but eaten in triangles, like cake for aces, showing our similarity and unity as one whole a-spec community
  • it’s savoury compared to being sweet, like cake that aces have, showing the differences in our identities and comunites
  • it tastes nice, like cake, and I’d rather have pizza than a date
  • I really hecking like pizza ok

thank you for listening

I agree but also I just realized

IS ACES EATING CAKE A FUCKING PUN ON A EUPHEMISM

@dawnofthebadpuns MY PUNNY ACE FRIEND CAN YOU CONFIRM OR DENY MY QUESTION

@mildlydisconcertingsparrowhawk, BOTH

note: i no longer identify as ace so i’m not sure if i really have a say but yes i enjoy this expression in so many ways

alloverthegaf:

*slams back a bourbon whiskey* listen mate I’ve been here for all kinds of ridiculous tumblr meltdowns I was here when Yahoo took over I was here for dashcon I was here when the notes disappeared I was here back when those superwholock chain posts of fucking up non believers were taken seriously and through every single one I have done fuck all. I have not changed a goddang thing. I waited for the end and the end never came. I do not plan on changing my status quo now. either things will go on as they always have and in six months time I’ll be here watching staff announce that anyone with over 1000 followers are being monitored or I will have been physically deleted from this wonderful stupid fucking website and either way I’m gonna go out posting pictures of my cat