in trying to ban nipples tumblr has forced me to see the word “nipples” more times in one evening than I have in my entire 8 years on this website
“whats wrong with that Rodgers kid??”
“I dunno. he’s really quiet though. it’s creepy..”
REMEMBER SKIP-IT FROM THE 90’S
my weapon of choice during school yard fights
DnD campaign but the only weapons are 90′s toys @riskpig
Distance weapon: those sky dancer propeller toys.
I’ll allow it.
I have but two words:
Are those a weapon or piece of armor?
Party walks into the inn to rest and the pub looks like
Perfection.
I ride into battle on one of these
Animal Companions
Fresh combat
Monks have to use these
Wizard’s Spell book
Warlock Patrons
Archfey
Fiend
Celestial
Great Old One
The undying
THE B A R D
Remember when you first started listening to the McElboys and you couldn’t tell Justin and Travis apart
iconic mcr moment: the interview by a goth porn website where mcr got asked about wild rock star parties and they answered “nah we mostly just play dnd”
gerard way, 2003: “i paint little orcs… i have a hobbit sword.”
tumblr flagged a post of a girl eating berries so fruit is for whores now reblog if youre a fruit eating whore
Do you know anything about Bohemian Tiger Swallow pigeons? How on earth do they breed for such a regular pattern?? Is it Voodoo???
We just had a discussion on these.
This is not a natural pattern.
If you pull out a feather enough times, eventually it won’t grow back pigmented anymore.
That’s how they get the pattern so perfect…
;-; that’s just mean.
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