me, long ago, perfectly innocent: hm, i don’t have a lot of followers, but i wanna perform well for them so i’m going to construct a good queue system and post content that they’ll enjoy !!
As someone who’s worked in several cafes, I’m mad at how accurate this is.
I will forever remember the time my friend and I were out for chinese food. we got up to pay and I (the short one with bottom energy i guess?) revealed that I would be paying for the meal, and the elderly man at the counter just flat out said “Oh, YOU’RE the boss!”
Reminder absolutely do not harass anyone associated w/ the nickel post. We’ve all gotten dumb math problems wrong, do not make fun of anyone who had the dumb luck to do it on a popular internet post. Gaud frowns upon you.
“gaud frowns upon you” sends shivers down my raised-god-fearing spine
no harassing people who make harmless mistakes on my posts. this is tumblr, we are all proud dumbasses here
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