sharkebutt:

alexa how do you do a mutiny on a website

☻/ This is bob. Copy and paste him so he can take over tumblr.
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what even are any of these “alternative sites to tumblr in case it dies” everyone’s suggesting like i’ve never heard of any of these in my life do you really expect me to create an account on babar the elephant dot com or some shit and follow you there

cloysterbell:

Everyone who’s saying that this will kill Tumblr is weak. Tumblr died in 2013 when Yahoo first bought it and those of us who are still here are ghosts