turing-tested:

noblepeasant:

turing-tested:

the-clockwork-crows:

turing-tested:

i could wear a pronoun pin but like i personally feel that strangers dont get to speedrun figuring out what i actually am. they gotta do the hard work themselves and theyre just lucky i dont carry a gameshow buzzer around to press when they get it wrong

This feels. Unnescarily adversarial. I’m not going to question how you personally want to present yourself, but this seems just so. Needlessly making an enemy out of people

oh, no, let me be perfectly clear, if you’re cis and you look at me in public you are already my enemy from the moment you perceived my physical form

Enjoy being misgendered a whole lot, I guess

idk how to tell you this buddy but thats literally what happens anyways

wolfofsteele:

saint-ambrosef:

priceofliberty:

pon-raul:

pon-raul:

y’all hear about this Payless shoestore prank ???

fucking wild levels of hilarious

why are rich people like this lmao

“Palessi” sold about $3,000 worth of shoes within a
few hours and, after the shoppers paid, staffers told them that the
shoes were actually from Payless, according to AdWeek, which reported on the event Wednesday. “They are elegant (and) sophisticated,” one shopper described her purchase as, in a Payless video posted on YouTube.

Then,
the woman, who Payless says is a real person not an actor, was told the
shoes actually were the handiwork of Payless. “You’ve got to be kidding
me,” she said.

Another shopper, this one a man, said about his purchase, “I could tell it’s made with high quality material.”

Payless refunded the shoppers their purchase prices
and plans to use the video testimonials, already available on YouTube,
as commercials on social media and TV.

Source

the fact that they refunded the shoppers is what makes this genuinely funny and not assholish

It would be hilarious either way. Rich people get rekt.

mulletlove:

humans literally evolved to cook food around a fire together, spend their days in the sun, braid eachothers hair, care for each others babies…we are so sweet and docile…remember that

gayhex:

gayhex:

fleetwoodbrak:

bananachist-bakery:

bananachist-bakery:

beaky-peartree:

bananachist-bakery:

magnetplanets:

benepla:

benepla:

I’ve been on off DMing bananarchist-bakery for a few hours cuz I’m convinced he’s the fish blog and to prove he isn’t the white twink that runs the fish blog he sent me a picture of his penis, DM for pic

THIS IS NOT A JOKE

I made sure you consented, I did not send it randomly

OH SO THAT MAKES IT OK THEN

I mean yeah? They consented. And it was a private conversation. I did not force the image of my genital on anyone?

I honestly don’t understand your point? I respected people’s consent before sending these images. What’s wrong with that? 

I’m gonna have a fuckign fit this is so funny

IM LOSING MY FUCKING MIND THIS IS NEXT LEVEL, DICK PICS FOR RACEPROOF @evilfriends @destroyerofvibes YOU GUYS JUST GOT PWNED BY THE FISH GUY 

THIS IS SUCH A MOVE. NO KINNIE COULD EVER THINK OF DOING THIS IM LOSING MY MIND LIKE THIS IS LEGIT A 5000000 IQ MOVE. USING DICK PICS AS RACEPROOF IS SO POWERFUL LIKE THE POWER

nessa007:

A STYLE ICON