I like haunted houses in theory BUT I have no idea how to react when the actors speak to you. They ask me a question and I just… answer it…
The scariest part of a haunted house is the unscripted social interaction.
Scary nurse in a creepy voice: “Do you have an appointment to see the doctor?”
Me: “Uh. Do you accept walk-ins?”
Scary farmer: “I like to kill people!”
My friend, brightly: “I like to die!”
Zombie : “AARRRGH”
Me : “Do you get dental insurance?”
Zombie : “TEETH!!”
This happened to me.
Scary prison dude: HELLO
Me: Nice to meet you!
Him: (pause) No it’s noooooot
My worst horror house experience was when I couldn’t find the (rather obvious) exit and the guy chasing me with a chainsaw stopped, sighed and pointed me to the exit, saying “please scream as loud as you can when you run out there” and just left. I disappointed the horror house chainsaw dude and I will never get over that
Guy: They are all my friends.. (motioning to hanging corpses; then grabs a noose) Will you be my friend? Me: Sure totally, you made me a friendship necklace? Oh my god your so sweet? Guy: … Yes.. Please, let me.. I cant I cant just go (laughing).
– Got to walk a second time through–
Same guy: My friends -wailing- Me: I came back I just really wanted to be friends so bad Guy: (laughing more) Please, Im not allowed to laugh.
I went to a Haunted House and literally befriended every actor there.
Specifically, I remember;
There were zombies walking around in the waiting room. I said “Hi!” and he gave me a high five. Every time he passed from then on, I got a high five.
Near the end, there were these twin little girls. “Come play with us.” They said. “Okay!” I said. “Forever.” They said. “Oh, sorry, can’t do that. I’m busy.”
I could hear them giggling.
Guy playing Freddie Kruger: Remember, you are all my children!
i swear the delivery instructions are put by whoever orders tho?????
they are…… this is so embarassing
i worked at a dominos and you can absolutely one hundred percent put delivery instructions on a customer by customer basis. pizza places generally use a similar pos. i’m not a thomas sanders fan, but i’m not gonna let some petty tumblr kids try and deface an objectively kind internet personality because you’re bitter !!
sis he encourages minors to write smut of his characters and also encourages minors to draw smut too
he also dated someone who was 17 and he was 22/23 so like…take that L
please show me credible receipts of where any of this happened !! you guys will claw at anything to try and deface this dude !!! ! !
the minors drawing smut thing was from a minor hiding their age to post it
I just saw a youtube ad of someone whining about saying “happy holidays”like
do you not know??? that Jews, Muslims and everyone else exist???
“Wah wah peoples existences are being acknowledged other than me, when I was younger it was just Christmas”
Yeah well when I was younger, my parents had to tiptoe around explaining evangelism and antisemitism to me all the times I was tearfully asking why no one acknowledged our holiday, why I had no specials to watch on tv, why my mom had to scrounge for wrapping paper that didn’t have Santa on it, why when I told other kids I didn’t celebrate Christmas they’d mockingly yell “merry Christmas” in my face every time they’d see me.
Representation matters especially to children and lack of representation hurts.
When you say people should only say “merry Christmas” you’re ignoring the fact that people different then you exist, and not only should they not be acknowledged, but they shouldn’t be able to celebrate publicly like you get to because its “rude” or “un-American.”
People are Jewish
People are Muslim.
People celebrate Kwanza.
That is a fact.
It should not be controversial information that needs to be hidden because it might offend someone.
Its not a big deal and its not hard.
Representation matters especially to children and lack of representation hurts.
When you say people should only say “merry Christmas” you’re ignoring the fact that people different then you exist, and not only should they not be acknowledged, but they shouldn’t be able to celebrate publicly like you get to because its “rude” or “un-American.”
im not saying America needs to get hype for Hanukkah or calm down about Christmas.
Im just saying they need to not get offended when someone acknowledges Jews exist.
For fuck’s sake Hobby Lobby BANNED Hanukkah so they could feel more comfortable! How do secular coffee cups compare to that!?
And Im only putting emphasis on my holiday because its my own experience. I know Ramadan, Kwanza, and everything else going on this time of year don’t even gat as much as us.
Representation and good treatment are not finite resources. You don’t need to fearfully scramble to put minorities that gain traction back below you for fear you’ll end up like them. You still have more power. Chill.
So if you ever feel butt-hurt because someone says “happy holidays” to a stranger who’s traditions and beliefs they don’t know and don’t want to assume,
Just imagine you grew up never hearing “merry Christmas” because people get offended by your families “controversial” existence.
And for fucks sake please let us watch youtube in peace.
People always talk about this “war on Christmas” like it’s a legitimate thing when it isn’t. Meanwhile you will rarely hear anyone talking about the war on Hanukkah when there fucking was one!
this is coca-cola i can feel calm drinking. no bright screaming red. no anger. no hatred. just a nice sky blue. this is a soda i can feel relaxed with.
(I recommend opening it in a new tab! Since Tumblr is a little bitch and won’t let it just be clicked on to be bigger)
The name is not a good or clever pun but it’s all I could think of- since it’s a sona i.e. just me if I were in the comic I gave him my name, Edd, and I thought maybe for the pun it’s like, Edward, but like, a health ward? Edd H. Ward so the H stands for health? I don’t know LSHDKGJ
The doodles on the sheet are based off of that of which I would put on my own like, schoolwork and stuff! I scribble a LOT on the sides and top of the page because I’m often trying to smooth my pencil to a diagonal angle but it’s also just sort of stimming. And I also love doodling hearts! And green!
He’s a calico cat but like, with bright colors and heart shapes instead!
I’m sorry the quality is so shit-poor, I think I downloaded a small sheet or something and then the site I used for the text made it even more fried- I also apologize for the text’s low legibility but it’s the best I could do- AND OOPS PLEASE IGNORE ANY TYPOS IT WAS HARD TO SEE WHAT I WAS DOING WITH THAT SHIT SITE- and also I’m tired
spacemaverick archive 