builtfjordtuff:

one-pearl-point:

jennilah:

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jennilah:

went to see if my late package maybe showed up without being scanned

but the post man yesterday said it would be here at ooooooooooone

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is 9…………. post office closing time…….  no pkg……………………………………………………… >:C

well at least i can skip my post office visit tomorrow

i mean what did i expect really

a package?

too unrealistic

amazon sent me a replacement for my lost package and it “arrived” today

omg she recognized me immediately and got nervous with me while checking the system using my name

she was just as distraught as me when it turned up “arriving tomorrow” again but then she had another idea

mail is dumb

The mail lady saying “NO. I REFUSE to say it again” was more climactic than the Braveheart speech.

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

ravonis submitted:

“Welcome to the land of dead gods and forgotten nightmares. It is a quiet place; some may even call it peaceful.”
I’m so happy with how this turned out!! It took a few days to do but it was time well spent! Hope you like it!

I LOVE IT, oh my star garters and fishnets this is incredible. HOW??? 

unholy hell and moonlight you gremlins and your ridiculous talent. i don’t know if that’s meant to be a halo but i’m absolutely headcanoning it as just that. From now on, my official human form contains a ‘#gaudy quotes’ halo.