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I’m really fuckin hungry to the point where it’s upsetting

Lucretia, building the B.O.B.: Hmmm, I wonder what I should make the identifying accoutrement of my secret society.

Lucretia: Perhaps….a large, metal arm bracer. But just like, one.

Lucretia: Just one large arm bracer, which is a thing that usually comes in pairs, and goes on the forearm, a very conspicuous part of the body.

Lucretia: Just one big ass

conspicuous

metal arm bracer that goes all the way around the arm with no seems or clasps and obviously had to be put on with magic.

Lucretia: Just one, singular, magical metal arm bracer

on all my super secret society members, with the societies sick logo emblazoned right the fuck on it.

Lucretia: Yeah, that’ll be sweet.

Lucretia, later on: How did this ten year old boy track down my super secret moon society??

spacemaverick:

I WAS LOOKING AT MY OLD INSTAGRAM AND FOUND THIS ARTIFACT

Trying to make an art acc but tungl is being weird

oystersaintforme:

has anyone ever had the problem where you literally never want to do anything that you cannot reap benefits from immediately

like maybe I’m hungry but everything I have in the house at the moment would take 10+ minutes to prepare so I just……put off making the food for WAY longer than it would have taken to prepare the food when I first got hungry

Or i want to order some necessary thing online but the website says it will take a week to get here and i’m like “oh well fuck that” so I put off ordering it for like a week

Or if im like “I should clean my room because I like when it’s clean” but I know it’ll take me a couple hours so I don’t do it for like six months

It’s like there are only two times for me: right this instant and The Entire Rest Of The Future.