Son of the loyal and courageous leader Bramblestar and the respected deputy Squirrelflight, brother to Sparkpelt and adoptive father of Twigpaw and Violetshine, the youngest Medicine cat of ThunderClan
Personal Headcannons:
Alderheart is Demisexual and has a very hard time finding feelings for others
He is dating Puddleshine and often helps his lovely boyfriend in picking herbs
Alderheart very badly struggles with both Anxiety and Depression, he has a crippling fear of being inadequate or useless, this picks up an extraordinary amount as he is forced into Medicine cat Apprentice. His family lacks the ability to help him and to him it seems like they don’t want to
He is constantly trying to impress his parents but they are often too preoccupied, Jayfeather and Leafpool often give him praise and recognition, he can’t help but looking up to Leafpool as an almost mother figure and Jayfeather as a brother
He often has dreams featuring Hollyleaf, she understands his troubles and helps him learn to cope
He bonded quickly with Puddleshine mostly because they both created a support system for each other and it happily grew to more than that
For a short time Alderheart had a major crush on Needletail, this completely fell through with her betrayal of ShadowClan and shattered him into not trusting his feelings for others
Twigpaw and Violetshine are the two things he sees at the brightest and best things to have happened to him, he has promised to himself to be the best father he can be no matter how far away they are
His tail is absolutely giant and gets sticks stuck in it all the time, he tends to fall asleep while working and they just never get picked out
“Everyone seems so worried about what their ex would do with their money as if they are a completely different person than who they originally fell in love with.”
“But how can they ignore how corrupt they are?”
“Where would I be going to bed with- out the contraption he made me? In the bathroom? Or maybe we’d just put hang a blanket from the ceiling in our little wooden front room.”
““None of your business loser!””
“He had a haircut like he was in the Beatles band”
“Oddly enough, if you boil them, apparently they make a decent soup, but make no mistake, they are basically the jelly fish of plants.”
““Woohoo!” I screamed”
“Suddenly I saw the face of my bully show up in front of my eyes. It was Phillip, and immediately after everything went black. (Beware evil Phil)”
“The air was so beautiful smelling”
“Why did I see Phillip’s face?”
“Walking down the hill and into the yard Joanna said with her basic brown teen- ager haircut and her clothes that were too tight for her plump body type “Oh my God dork, are you gonna die or something?””
“Stepping across the wood floor my mom painted white as a result of our pets peeing on our former carpet till it was unbearable to have around, I walked into the bathroom, now putting pressure on my wound.”
“Maybe the sharp stick I had fallen on when I blacked out had hit a rib, I imagine if I was hit somewhere else, it would have at least dug deeper.”
Onision: say what you want about me. I do not care. I am the most hated person on YouTube and I love it. You can hate me and I will not give a single damn. You are wasting your time because I will not give you a single thought.
Someone: Greg is a bit of a loser lol
Onision: *7 response videos, 1 shirtless IG post with a caption about it, 35 tweets, 3 polls, 9 livestream rants, 56 insults about their appearance and IQ, 1 song, 5 mental breakdowns, 2 attempted lawsuits, still talks about it 10 years later*
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