it was chinese new years, and as tradition we always bring guests into our house (approx 8-10 people at a time) and you can expect kids jumping around the place
they managed to crack a piece of floorboard that was on a step, and as the responsible kid i shooed them out so that they dont get hurt, and kept my hands to myself afraid that the kids will think its okay to touch the sharp cuts on the floor since I touched em.
so they went home, with their parents aunt ect, and me and my dad went to fix the floorboard.
i took out the sharp edges with some gloves, and discovered something blue at the bottom
Being the dumb bitch i am, i opened the whole thing to discover JEANS, but not just any jeans. These jeans were wored by what appears to be a pair of dismembered legs. I dont know where the top part went, but it either decomposed or maybe…. escaped (jk)
I was 12 at the time, so you can expect how SHOCKED i was at the sight, i called my dad and he too was shocked at the sight before us
Next thing i know, i was interviewed by local tv networks about the find, i think i made it to the newspapers aswell? Idk
a lot of people seem to be reporting tumblr deleting their blogs, and it’s because of the bots. however, it is NOT for posting nsfw content.
it’s for having links in your blog description.
remember a few days ago when people couldn’t search for posts with links in them? it’s most likely related to this. even non-nsfw blogs are being taken down in the purge. so to prevent your blog from being deleted, REMOVE LINKS FROM YOUR BLOG DESCRIPTION.
Also, if your blog is deleted on accident, email tumblr staff about it, and they will restore your blog.
also to add on to this from what im seeing this purge happened like days ago and today so if your blog hasn’t been deleted already it probably won’t be considering how much shit tumblr is getting for it
i really don’t know what a fortnite dance is. i see a little fella doing a dance i’m like “rock on” no idea where he learned it. don’t care. his moves are fuckin raw
all i know is gen z is gonna shred at school dances while all my white ass high school could do was the cha cha slide
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