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officialunitedstates:

i just saw someone with their blood type in their tumblr bio like what??? like the paramedics are gonna be like “quick check her tumblr account”

destinyapostasy:

me @ me: draw a fucking background you fool you coward

also me:

deadonarrival:

butches-get-smooches:

bunny-butch:

master-of-the-black-sun:

bunny-butch:

Its funny that as gay Christians we have to go through gymnastics to try to prove that God loves and accepts us, that our love is blessed and our bodies uncursed, when if you go back to the Didache and other Christian writings from the earliest, apostolic age, you find a lot of condemnations of things like magic and astrology but nothing against gay love. Yet no modern, conservative Christians are lobbying their local paper to remove the horoscopes!!

Well, here you go, sodomite.
Revelation 22:15 “Outside are the dogs, those who practice magic arts, the sexually immoral, the murderers, the idolaters and everyone who loves and practices falsehood.”

As you can see, you are immediately excluded from God’s Kingdom.

Bc sexual immorality totally refers to consensual, faithful gay love, and not the “whoremongers and pederasts” specifically referred to in Corinthians 1 and Timothy 1

The cashier at McDonalds handing me my small fries and three cokes:

Damn

lamassusoup:

tilthat:

TIL that B.F. Skinner, a famous psychologist, instilled superstitions in pigeons by giving them food in a cage at set time intervals. The pigeons responded by forming rituals, which they believed brought them the food, such as bobbing their heads or turning counter-clockwise.

via reddit.com

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gentleman-penguin:

famicompro:

hey do you guys mind if i

Hagrid, what are you doing here? Where’s — James — and Lily?

Peter. Wah! Harry? I can take him. I’m his godfather! Dumbledore says he goes to Lily’s sister. Man, seriously? FUCK Dumbledore!

I’m his legal guardian. I can’t. He needs me! I can’t lose him, I’m all he has. I’m so sorry… Hagrid, give me Harry. Please don’t make me. Sirius, no! Stupefy.

Shit. Hey kid. Let’s go. Dear Remus, First: I apologize. Second: I kidnapped Harry. HELP. Don’t tell the order. -Padfoot

lillymoid:

marauders4evr:

the-touchy-feeley:

gingersnapwolves:

copperbadge:

resplendeo:

team-free-will-on-skaro:

spooky-ophelia:

kiyala:

isozyme:

Remus Lupin: Sirius you did what.

Inspired by this post and others by lotstradamus

#i want the 50k story of facepalming remus and panicked sirius with kidnapped baby harry on the run from dumbledore (via meh-guh)

theboredomisdeadly

Ok but hasn’t it been shown that a single stupefy wouldn’t be enough to have an effect on hagrid due to his giant blood?

clearly this means that hagrid pretended that the stupefy knocked him out, gently laid down on the ground so the baby wasn’t jostled, and pretended to snore while sirius ran the fuck away

possibly interrupting himself mid-snore to offer advice

*Hagrid sits up*

“SUPPORT ‘IS LI’IL HEAD, YE GREAT IDIOT!”

*lies down*

*Sirius climbs on motorbike*

*Hagrid sits up again*

“DON’ FERGET TO BURP ‘IM AFTER A FEEDIN!”

*Motorbike zooms off*

*Hagrid sits up, cups hands and yells*

“AN’ MAKE SURE ‘E SLEEPS ON ‘IS BACK!”

*lies down again for another five minutes for good measure*

then he lies there mumbling about how he shouldn’t’ve said that

This is fucking fantastic

Still one of the best posts/additions.

Never not post this

umbreeonic:

this is the funniest tweet ever created and i’m going to be quoting it until the day i die

c-orgiis:

when tumblr dies…yall know where to find me

milknjuice:

nose:

lol they really deleted slavery whats the point of logging in anymore

southern plantation owners when the emancipation proclamation was enstated