messageinthecrystal:

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a little tip for you guys if you ever come across maps/pedophiles online including images of porn or stories, report the incident here https://report.cybertip.org !! i have taught a few ppl on here to do that bc reporting to staff often only gets the blog deleted with no legal action taken. i can confirm that blogs actually have been taken down after reporting it to this site meaning it was investigated. please reblog this to spread the word

bringing this back because tumblr staff doesnt even know how to properly report cp blogs when they do finally do fucking anything about it

Bringing this back because Tumblr staff fucked up so much that Tumblr isn’t available on the Apple App Store anymore.

quitoito:

official-daft-punk:

ok so the other day i was at sears. I was in the baby section. Im standing there looking at clothes and a lady who works there comes up and is like “oh are you expecting?” And i was like “uhhhh” and because im a dumbass i was like “no i already delivered.” And she was like “How long ago?” And i was just like “two weeks.” And she said “wow! You look great! When i had my first son, i looked like a mess for six months. Is it a boy or a girl?” And i was just awkwardly like “a girl….” And she asked her name and i said Chernobyl and she was like “oh what a cute name! It sounds really familiar.” And i honestly just stood there going through all that and pretending i had a human baby two weeks ago named Chernobyl because i didnt wanna tell this poor lady i was buying baby clothes for my fucking baby opossum

every time i see this text post i forget the ending and every single time it decimates me