oxfordcommaforever:

coniello:

coniello:

in general i think new york is very good for my social anxiety because no matter how much of a freak i’m being i know it’s probably not the weirdest thing people have seen today

case in point: i felt bad about bringing my unwieldy luggage onto a crowded train, until the man sitting next to me pulled a live fish out of his backpack

Pro tip from a native: no one is paying attention to you, or what you’re doing, with three exceptions:

1) You are walking slowly

2) You are shitting on the floor of the subway

3) you are mugging us

hewasmadeofthegalaxy:

Just a quick message of love to my fellow Native Americans who either mourn on Thanksgiving or who skip over the holiday entirely: you are so fucking valid and however you tackle this holiday–whether it is with anger, grief, or outright denial that it counts as a holiday at all–just know that you have the right to do so. Don’t let colonizers try to guilt you into celebrating a holiday you aren’t ready to or don’t want to reclaim.

spookyspaghetti-hcs:

Liu: Hey gays. I’ve gotten six hours of sleep in the past week, and I’m currently about to finish making a concoction of Red Bull, Starbucks coffee, Mountain Dew, and some liquid I found in the back of the fridge that’s been there for over a year.

Liu: *chugs it all*

Liu: Lets get this bread.

*Later*

Liu: Hey Jeff, I think I can see God

Jeff, a victim of witnessing the above many times throughout his childhood. He is so tired of this. Help him: Liu. Liu no. Liu please