do you ever get weirded out by the fact that everyone around you is constantly within their own mind and thinking a million secret thoughts and battling internal struggles just like you and that you’re not the only one who thinks these things and that the people around you aren’t just faces meant to fill up your life but they’re actually really deep people who have a lot more to them than you ever actually even think about
Author: spacemaverickarchive
Mapleshade design! The reason she’s solo is mostly for her size comparison and because she’s closer to canon than most of my designs 😛
Separated design under cut!

Fox news just @ me next time
Reblog if you are an alpha woman who are unable to love, you support alpha women who are unable to love, or you just laughed really hard at the article title
“I would eat his heart in the marketplace” is legit the most savage line I have ever heard, I’d like to personally thank Shakespeare for putting into words that feeling of rage and protectiveness women get when some fuckboy hurts another woman
Okay first off, I will always reblog this post, but secondly, I went to Shakespeare in the Park tonight to see this and all the women cheered *so loudly* when Beatrice said this line, and the guy in front of me looked around all shocked and a little scared and said “… oh wow” and it was ICONIQUE
The funniest part of this line is that it was considered hugely improper to eat ANYTHING in the marketplace so she’s not only saying she’d fuck him up but that she’d do it in a way that goes against social niceties.
Kinda like “I’ll fight you in church” or smth.
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Russian exorcisms be like
This bitch haunted… YEET
From what i could roughly understand:
[no idea sorry]
*GASP*
*exhale*
“In the name of the Father, the Son and the Holy Spirit, FUCK OFF, please.”
so excited about the prospect of finally having an apartment of my own that i got the shakes in the home goods section of a TJ Max
concerned bystander: ma’am? are you all right?
me, on the verge of tears: apardmint…….i panicked and bought a set of tasteful novelty dish towels
i just had the weirdest moment, i was feeling my front teeth with my tongue because they’re the tiniest bit crooked, and then i had the thought “i’ll check if they’re also crooked in my other mouth” and then i realized to my shock and confusion that i have only one mouth, leading me to believe that in a past life i was a terrible monster with two mouths
A few months ago, I thought to myself “Mmm I’m so tired… how much longer in this one again?” and I knew instinctively what I meant by ‘this one’ was this body and this life. I then spend a few wide-eyed moments having an identity/existential crisis like how many times have I been on this earth to have such an instinctive response to being bone-weary to my soul? No one can really answer, especially not me.












