moghedien:

Artemis and Apollo are 1) archery gods, 2) twins, and 3) immortal so they definitely regularly just shoot each other in response to like, bad puns and other incredibly petty shit

thebibliosphere:

Some people always get super salty when they come asking for help with a “ghost haunting” and the first thing i ask them is “have you checked your living space for carbon monoxide”.

Like maybe you thought coming to a witch you’d get some neat spell or some shit, but a big part of being a (good) witch is also looking at what is in front of you and ruling out some basic things first, and a lot of the things people describe to me when it comes to ghost hauntings also sound a helluva lot like carbon monoxide poisoning. So like sorry for giving a shit over whether or not you’re actually about to die or not I guess *shrug emoji*

Like I know we joke about my house being haunted (and maybe it is) but when the lights flicker in my house I don’t do a cleansing spell, I call an electrician. You gotta do the physical world things first before you jump to the metaphysical. That’s just how it is.

laracroftpussy:

how do gay men recognize each other on the spot like how do they KNOW.. my brother will tell me abt him having gay staredowns on the bus and im just here like is that girl lez or an architecture student

agreeablewitch:

I was google image searching Clint McElroy cause I’ve only heard his voice on TAZ. and this was one of the very first pictures:

and when I clicked on the little picture the description was this:

and I’m pretty sure this is all I need to know about Clint McElroy. In fact I’d rather not know any more, my mental image of this man at this point cannot be improved

liberalsarecool:

deadvillains:

themysteriousmurasamecastle:

enderman:

starting a counterpart tumblr blog to “shittycarmods” called shittypcbuilds and the first post will be this

cornrowe:

literally what about the “it’s leif erickson day!!” bit from spongebob was so impactful that we all just have the phrase hinga dinga durgen permanently drilled into our cerebral cortex. it was 5 seconds long

ok hey anon from a while ago her not sure if y’all remember but i said hey if a girl calls you cute and sends you pickup lines and has you as her lock screen does it mean she likes you and y’all thought i was joking BUT IM NOT and no were not dating but anyway follow up question here i retweeted something abt girlfriend applications and she dm’d me and said “i’ll be your gurlfriend” and does that mean she wants to d8 or is she just being a Gal Pal i need to know thx

sunbutch:

sunbutch:

SHE WANTS TO DATE YOU

you got there in the end

waywardequestrian:

excellent-monster-girl-ideas:

memeseverdie:

This is what I woke up to at 7 am

We’ll never reach this level of comedy again… 😦

My RDR2 playthrough

desolation5row:

i really do get emotional every 20 mins thinking about how beautiful life is. we’re so lucky for getting to be part of mother nature!! She lets us coexist with her and lets us see everything she loves! we are so lucky we get to see flowers and grass and streams and the sky, maybe some leaves and maybe a caterpillar! ! respect the earth