that in the Chinese version of Disney’s Mulan, the fake name she gives is “Ping”, but her family name “Fa” in English is “Hua” in Chinese, therefore her full name is “Hua Ping”, which is literally “Flower Vase”, and that’s why Shang is so bewildered because it’s a silly name.
but OP how could you not tell them the best part
“hua ping”/flower vase is chinese slang for “camp gay”
I—
Mulan, introducing her soldiersona: Hello yes it is me, a twink
character concept: the best trick archer in the world, the trick to which is that he’s actually not an archer at all, he’s a speedster and he can’t aim for shit, every time he takes a shot he actually just grabs the arrow, runs over to what he wants to stick, then runs back before anyone can see him move
he’s on a team with Heat Vision Man, who actually has no heat vision and is another speedster, he just glares at people then runs over and punches them and is back before they can see him move
(the entire team is actually just composed of speedsters who all use
their speed in different ways, and they all pretend otherwise in front
of their teammates)
The only speedster on their team is actually a teleporter
it’s been 3 months, so i’m legally allowed to sharemy first officially published storyfor free. previously published in Massacre Magazine, under the Gorey Skelton pen name
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I’m… shaken. Disturbed? Holy shit.
That is
Holy shit
Read it
my one real goal as a writer is to create content people regret reading
JFC WHAT IS GOING ON IN YOUR MAGENTA GOURD-BRAIN
I have passive aggressive tendencies related to childhood neglect
i was completely submerged into this story
i. am so profoundly disappointed in you
i brought this on myself
Wow you guys really kraken me up here
one could say it’s gorgeous
i’m, going to beat you to death with your own phone
This comment chain really drifted away from what you wanted, huh?
Gaud’s fans have sunk this low…
Yeah, they cant even keep with the current conversation
I’m drowning in emotions after reading that
I was ready to cave in with the weight of them
There was a lot of pressure to read this
I’m ready to take a deep dive into Guads writing.
water
wanted to sea what the buzz was all abt and wow- was not at all prepared for the waves of emotion
This story left me em-ocean-al.
not gonna lie it was pretty fishy to read something from by “Gorey Skelton”
I’m shore I’ve never read such and ominous story
Deep.
What levels of sorrow I found deep inside when I read it
Goddammit guys, are you shore the puns are okay?
we’re drowning in them
Water you guys talking about, I don’t sea the big deal
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