wayneradiotv:

milknjuice:

wayneradiotv:

milknjuice:

why does my sperm turn brown after awhile?

are you throwing it at the ceiling?

yeah LOL am i not supposed to?

okay just wait for the stalactites to form

hungwy:

cursedcatimages:

pukicho:

It’s almost surreal seeing the creator of spongebob pass away. I kinda have to reflect and remind myself how much of a positive impact he had on me when I was younger.

It’s not the definitive moments of my life that he had an effect on, more the moments in between. Those dull days at home when I had nothing better to do, those days couldn’t have been better spent watching his shows, influencing a generations-worth of humor and personality. Thanks.

pippenpaddlopsicopolisthethird:

Tracking Service, as helpfully as possible: Your order is out for delivery! It should arrive by 8 PM today!

Me, sitting by the door at 8:12 AM: pakige

polynesia:

• she kissed me at 2:27am
• Her
• her
• L O V E  P A R A D I S E
• iloveyoubutyoudontknowiexist
• I Touched Your Balls // I Miss You
• raining in my heart
• Rain
• g h i b l i  r e m i x 
• ダーリング
• iced coffee with you
• iced coffee with her at 3:52am