urfaveistransandplaysminecraft:

good gender neutral alternative to ladies and gentlemen: miners and crafters

sailorbrazil:

*scrolling on tumblr* this is funny. this is gay. this is ok. this is wrong

sockablock:

Critical Role Liches: unimaginably evil, consumed by ambition, hell-bent on destroying life as it exists to achieve godhood and subjugate all who would oppose him, a horrific decayed corpse animated by his own grotesque power

The Adventure Zone Liches: sought lichdom to save their families, the two that turned evil were fabulous as hell and ran a game show, the other two are major heroes of the story: one is a loving and badass lady who once apologized for destroying a 10-year-old’s macaroons once by accident, the other is literally named Barry Bluejeans

moonlandingwasfaked:

online job application: what would you do if there were only 2 lifeboats left

A: lovingly give them both to 1 customer and die

saltysurvivors:

You: transgender

Me, an intellectual: cisn’t

turing-tested:

turing-tested:

start headcanoning masculine dudes as trans u cowards. if you’re cis and every single transmasc hc you have is some ultra twink ass mfer just know im side eyeing you ultra heavy rn

those gruff strong dudes with the facial hair and shit? the ones that seem to be a dudes dude, a bros bro? they’re trans now ive just decided and there’s nothing you can do about it