In order to stop the culture of faking orgasms, we need to stop the culture of shaming others for their sexual experiences.

silkbox:

Can’t get your partner off on the first try? Cool. You can still be thoughtful and make them feel good.

Can get your partner off within 30 seconds? Awesome, good for you both, don’t let it get to your head.

Can make someone cum in less than 5, but for others, it’s a process that takes an hour? That’s alright, everyone’s different.

Does it take you 30 minutes to cum? That’s okay, you’re not broken, you’re not a failure.

Does it take you 10 seconds to cum? That’s great, you’re not a slut, you’re not overly sensitive or dirty.

Can’t cum without toys/vibrators? That’s awesome, that’s a valid part of sexual play!

Can only cum with loving, vanilla sex? That’s perfectly normal, and you will find lots of great partners to experience that with!

Can’t orgasm at all? THAT’S ALSO COOL. It’s not a bad thing, you can still enjoy sex TONNES just like others.

Orgasms are NOT the defining characteristic of your sexual prowess. They are great, they’re lovely when they happen, but for the love of science, stop bringing them up higher than they need to be.

ironmanstan:

ironmanstan:

ironmanstan:

ironmanstan:

peter, who can lift up to 10 tons in canon, carrying an elephant in his arms: this is my new pet

tony, losing all color in his face: okay okay cool cool okay cool oka

peter: *drops his backpack on the floor*

concrete: *cracks*

tony, whispering: what the fuck.

tony: you can lift up to 10 thousand kilograms? thats like-

peter, thinking about his abandoned nintendogs: almost enough to lift the weight of my sins, yes

tony:??????

thor: what is this child doing on the battlefield

peter: *picks up the hulk, yeets him 700mph at a flock of aliens* ANGERY SHREK ATTACK

thor: …….nvm

turing-tested:

turing-tested:

turing-tested:

does anyone have suggestions for fonts or am i going to have to like create a wholeass fucked up font by myself

i am literally just going to make a wholeass awful pre jpegged deep fried font instead

thelovelymoongoddess:

bidrums:

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

eyes-like-pisces:

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

@princelytree submitted:

I texted you to my mom and this was her response

i love your mom

Can we make this a thing please

everybody text my icon to your mom, share the results

My mother is very chill about things

My mom is just worried

im losing my fucking mind over this

the-sasquatch-kisser:

Clowns are inherently queer: my take

Tacky

Rainbows

Keysmash

Funny

Given to tomfoolery

Easy breezy androgyny

And thats that on that.

lesbriian:

passionpeachy:

passionpeachy:

I fucking love jenna marbles’s dog so much

1dietcokeinacan:

I hate when u say “deja vu” out loud n someone ur with goes “what was it?” Like bitch we all can barely communicate the most straightforward ideas without utter confusion and chaos…..u rly believe it is within my capacity to explain exactly what fleeting moment of temporal embodiment made me feel like a vague reincarnated ghost girl trapped in a child’s dream??? Surely u are mistaken.

dagothurgayicon:

dagothurgayicon:

might fuck around might practice a dead religion

might resurrect a slain god with my faith

There’s this koala dude in animal crossing that looks like you

timsutton:

timsutton:

smol-jew:

timsutton:

Post pics

Spot the fucking difference

!!!!!

so fun fact about this photo i was working at domino’s pizza at the time and my co-worker was a musician/“~artiste~” with like an actual album he’d released and everything and i went over to hang at his place one time and he said “i do photography too can i take some pics of you?” and i thought the end result (this) was kind of lame but i was like “yeah i guess” and then later it turned out he was a huge creep so i want to crawl out of my skin every time i see this photo now lol