After 5 years it’s super slow
It’s got proprietary tires that don’t fit on anything else and shred themselves every hundred miles
also it’s only compatible with about 40% of roads
Radio has no speakers and only works with specialized bluetooth headset
There’s only one button to control everything on the center console and a tiny ass touchscreen
You need to buy a special accessory if you want to open the door and sit down at the same time.
Costs more than your house and will outsell everyone
tfw your entire wrist rotates
i’ll admit that the animation is pretty sus but
nah son
……DAMN!
F L A W L E S S
elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:
nothing is more fucking cathartic than 8 full minutes of the mcelroy brothers ripping into fantastic beasts and dragging johnny depp through the mud
“So-and-so identity I’m prejudiced against is gonna use up all the LGBT resources!” like this is fuckin Age of Empires II or some shit
Reblog if you can’t build any more castles or upgrade your longbowmen because some sneaky asexuals are camping on all the wood and stone
- someone stomping their feet and the sudden rush of panic you feel for a split second because it reminds you of Angry Footsteps™️
- jumping and/or feeling uneasy at the sound of doors slamming
- immediately shutting down and crying when someone yells at you/is mad at you
- “i’m sorry please don’t be mad at me” / “i’m sorry please don’t hurt me”
- flinching away from others (even loved ones) when they move closer to you during arguments; even if you know they’d never hit you, you still can’t help but be afraid they’ll snap at you
- F e a r
me: haha yeah my trauma isn’t that bad
my therapist: it seems to me that u have what’s called complex ptsd
me:
Trauma Hobbies
1.) Actively trying to repress unwanted memories at 1AM (or later!)
2.) Ruminating on how you’re a piece of garbage.
2a.) Then using DBT skills to try and stop the ruminations.
2b.) Rinse and repeat.
3.) Pick at your skin.
4.) Feel like crying but can’t.
5.) Look up wholesome memes and positivity blogs.
6.) Google your mental illness diagnosis/symptoms for the 1000th time.
7.) Think about the future.
7a.) Stress about the future.
8.) Cuddle on blankets and hide from everything.
9.) Read angsty fanfiction.
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