redwwood:

jeb bush 2020 launching himself at ted cruz on the senate floor: you killed my father* prepare to die!**

*George H.W Bush (1924-2018) was killed by the Zodiac Killer on November 30th, 2018

**just a funny quote from a really good movie called the princess bride please go check it out at your local library

***there wasn’t a third astrix but I just wanted you all to know that I appreciate when you laugh at my really fun jokes and that I really work really hard. love you, no hard feelings!

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warriorsgraphics:

WARRIORS: TWIN SHADOWS

A 272-page Warrior Cats fancomic! W:TS explores a parallel universe wherein Rusty never left his twoleg home. Tigerstar successfully killed Bluestar and became ThunderClan’s leader. Destiny will not be so easily outdone, however, and StarClan has plans for everyone’s favorite kittypet…

A perfect bound softcover book. 8.5×11" 80 lb. gloss pages; 100 lb. gloss cover pages with UV coating.

Preorders will be open for 15 days, closing at 12:00 A.M. on the 30th of November. Shipping is scheduled to begin on the 10th of December, with shipping times of 2-10 days.

You can buy a copy here
Or read the comic online