wokebaedannyelfman:

wokebaedannyelfman:

wokebaedannyelfman:

wokebaedannyelfman:

my grandma just told me shes having something delivered here n she needs me to get it bc its my christmas present n she doesnt “trust herself with it” and i was like what the fuck so i grilled her for a bit and she was like well it needs to be. taken care of and fed. literally waht the fuck she wont tell me anything else

there is literally no way shed get me any pet i want cause she doesnt like lizards or frogs or mice… what the fuck… she told me not to check amazon??? im so afraid

okay i looked at amazon bc im an asshole she just got me some succulents and was being weird

you were all right… it is baby…

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