basicallyjuliandevorak:

Modern Arcana Headcanons

Asra: carries Faust in a fanny pack, only listens to Phil Collins, runs a folksy astrology blog that he makes ad revenue off of, notorious for jumping in the fountain at all the malls he visits, talks like a twitter stan

Nadia: president of student government in college, founder of the poetry club, drops her skincare routine and it’s just “drink water”, has a phase where she only listens to 80’s movie soundtracks, compliments every girl she sees

Julian: eats creamed corn out of the can, calls himself a plague doctor because he sprayed Lucio with Lysol when he had measles in the fourth grade, still amputated Lucio’s arm but no one knows why or how, wears fingerless gloves probably

Muriel: goes on a hike one day and doesn’t come back, they find him living in the woods 10 years later and charge him with tax evasion but he disappears again 3 days before the trial, does a peel off charcoal mask weekly to keep it fresh

Portia: super into tailgating before football games, always has a cup of yogurt in her bag, reads the newspaper every morning, cuts out her favorite newspaper comics and tapes them to her fridge, sends Nadia and Julian wholesome memes

Lucio: dumbass, popular on tik tok, his mom didn’t vaccinate him so he caught measles and he got everyone in his fourth grade class sick and no one forgot, asks to hit your juul but won’t let you hit his