scarfjackets:

how to tell if you’re the red gay or the blue gay

a (probably inaccurate but relatively relatable) study by dorkgan

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the red gay

• openly angsty
• wears black (oh wait, no-)
• has messy hair
• runs into situations without thinking
• strong internally
• has had ______ for only a day but if anything happens to them or it, the red gay will kill everyone in the room and then themself
• family problems
• looks up to someone (who they’ll probably be the successor of)
• (is this where i insert the feline traits???)
• hides true emotions with denial
• but when around the blue gay, they become the softest of gays ever

fine examples include: keith kogane, ruby, catra, zuko

the blue gay

• wants to be the best
• does their best
• calmer, but dealing with emotional issues
• very confused about life
• good hair *thumbs up*
• wants to impress others
• talks to others for advice
• sometimes bottles everything up
• openly shows love
• admired others for their strengths
• needs a lot of love and attention
• funnier and flirtier
• puzzling past with the red gay
• but all the same, they warm up to each other in time, with the blue gay taking care of their partner
• because after all, they’re in love

fine examples include: lance mcclain, sapphire, adora, sokka