Today, I was the hero that every little girl deserves

unclefather:

So, I was in the line for frozen yogurt, or “Fro-yo” as the younger kids refer to it and I was choosing my flavor and this little girl wanted the strawberry cheesecake flavor and her mom said she couldn’t have that because she’s lactose intolerant so she has to have dairy free flavors and i thought that was so messed up that she can’t have whatever she wanted so i ripped my tear-away pants off that i’m always wearing in case of emergency to show that i am distressed and started punching her mom in the back of the neck and head