spookyspaghetti-hcs:

Liu: Hey gays. I’ve gotten six hours of sleep in the past week, and I’m currently about to finish making a concoction of Red Bull, Starbucks coffee, Mountain Dew, and some liquid I found in the back of the fridge that’s been there for over a year.

Liu: *chugs it all*

Liu: Lets get this bread.

*Later*

Liu: Hey Jeff, I think I can see God

Jeff, a victim of witnessing the above many times throughout his childhood. He is so tired of this. Help him: Liu. Liu no. Liu please

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