whynotfabulous:

meradorm:

I like the idea that Lucretia started a family, she just chose not to tell the THB or introduce them to each other because it was hard for her to get close to people who don’t remember her

After they get their memories back it’s no longer an issue but Lucretia just fucking forgot

And so she assumes they all met at some point and the gang just thinks Lucretia prefers being a bachelorette so they don’t say anything, and Lucretia’s still a little reclusive so this goes on longer than you’d reasonably expect it to

But one day they’re all at dinner together and she says “I won’t be coming next Thursday, my wife will be furious if I miss one of our daughters’ recitals”

Pandemonium. Pandemonium at that table.

Magnus: “Your WHAT???”

Lucretia: “Oh, pardon me” *clears throat*

Lucretia in a Borat impression: “MY WIFE”

Magnus: “Very impressive, but WHAT????”