Would you like to hear my story on how my family founded half of a corspe beneath my living room floor?

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frianelsa:

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Please

so

it was chinese new years, and as tradition we always bring guests into our house (approx 8-10 people at a time) and you can expect kids jumping around the place

they managed to crack a piece of floorboard that was on a step, and as the responsible kid i shooed them out so that they dont get hurt, and kept my hands to myself afraid that the kids will think its okay to touch the sharp cuts on the floor since I touched em.

so they went home, with their parents aunt ect, and me and my dad went to fix the floorboard.

i took out the sharp edges with some gloves, and discovered something blue at the bottom

Being the dumb bitch i am, i opened the whole thing to discover JEANS, but not just any jeans. These jeans were wored by what appears to be a pair of dismembered legs. I dont know where the top part went, but it either decomposed or maybe…. escaped (jk)

I was 12 at the time, so you can expect how SHOCKED i was at the sight, i called my dad and he too was shocked at the sight before us

Next thing i know, i was interviewed by local tv networks about the find, i think i made it to the newspapers aswell? Idk

PLEASE DO NOT END THE STORY THERE I IMPLORE YOU

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