That’s right folks. Unnatural hair colors means women are crazy.
Unless, just hear me out on this… it could be that some women like pretty hair colors.
Or they trying to avoid these type of idiots.
Go women with unnatural hair.
As I saw pointed out in a tweet in response to this weak analogy:
In nature, these things occur as a defence from predators.
We dye our hair wild colors so assholes like this stay far away from us lmao.
TOXIC T H O T T E R Y
He sounds like someone from the 1800s what the actual fuck
Unnatural hair colours impress a lot of other women (especially queer ones), entrance small children, and put off men like this. Win/win/win
This is actually the reason I give when asked why my hair is bright pink. It’s a threat display.
Stay away young kings
You know, I get honest compliments from guys now, just, “Wow your hair looks awesome!” and that’s it. No more, “Hey baby~” or “Smile, honey” or “BOOBS.”
Just “Your hair looks cool!”
Can’t fuckin wait to dye my hair M A N H A T E R B L U E
Reblogging for toxic thottery
I laughed at “stay away young Kings” and “toxic thottery”. Lmfao
Crazy idea: Found hair color company called toxic thottery. All the colors have names like man-hater blue
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