birdiethebibliophile:

I will never be over Episode 29 Lucretia. This episode has:

 – The 200 gold pieces in an ENVELOPE problem (“Okay, I – Damn. Dammit.”)

 – “Magnus, this is the nightmare scenario.”

 – “Hot diggity shit. That is a baller cookie.”

 – “Wow, no gifts from you guys to Magnus, huh? That’s a little awk-warrrrrrd.”

 – “you did WHAT”

 – “Listen. It’s Lucretia’s time.”

 – “We’re gonna have a nice long talk about eth- your – your fiery ass – when this one’s – over and out. Dammit. Dammit, I could’ve done way better there.”

 – “Yeah, that shit ain’t gon’ fly.”

 – “DAVENPORT, READ THE ROOM.”